What is the apocalypse?

In the mind of the King of Shambhala, the apocalypse is…

• …Obama getting the death penalty for a fake birth certificate. *
• …Obama having to face Donald Trump. *
• …when you post an article about other site users being gay, and go into pages and pages of detail about anal sex, and the site mods delete it. *
• …almost getting some people in your Facebook group to edit a Wikipedia page after someone else has written insults about you on it. *